After waking his owner at 3:47 a.m., Lenny the Beagle’s sleeping location was promptly downgraded with prejudice from his owner’s bed to the den.
After waking his owner at 3:47 a.m., Lenny the Beagle’s sleeping location was promptly downgraded with prejudice from his owner’s bed to the den.
Fargo, North Dakota was rated the least likely city in the US to be gentrified for the third year in a row, according to the annual Gentrifier’s Weekly poll of a 1,000 likely gentrifiers
“A couple of weeks ago, it just said, ‘The 40 hour work week is the curse of eternal recurrence. Thoughts?’ I was depressed for a whole week after that.”
“He calls her and tells her how much he loves her. It’s so transparent. If mom wasn’t so blinded by her desperate need for affection, she’d probably wonder why he never calls in June.”
“She approaches the placement of the earworm the way a painter approaches the canvass — with precision, confidence, and care.”
