“I suppose it would be like watching Michael Cera doing a Henry Rollins impression. It’s just so out of character, you have no choice but to smile.”
“I’ve just paid so many dues,” said Currie.
“I was actually being nice to the customers and my coworkers,” he said. “I was like, ‘What the fuck is happening to me?’”
You’re point is that maybe during those dark indie-rock-laden days of self-pity, I should have probably broadened my horizons. Of course you’re right, but there’s nothing I can do about that now.
“They all got divorced almost to the month ten years later. Although they’d probably be hard pressed to see the humor in the situation, it is pretty funny.”
While he admitted that he does have fun “here and there,” the grand majority of his life consists of doing normal things like working, cleaning up after himself, and watching Netflix.
“It’s just a bagel. Who gives a shit?”
Once she took a deep breath and composed herself, she added: “From here on out it’s just puppies.”