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“That’s What She Said” Guy Fucking Killing It On Trip To Hardware Store

“That’s What She Said” Guy Fucking Killing It On Trip To Hardware Store

ACE—Harvey Daniels, a self-described comedian who often proclaims, “That’s what she said,” in order to make innocuous statements sound vaguely sexual, fucking killed it yesterday on a trip to the hardware store, his friend and neighbor Pat Gerry said. “Oh God, Harvey would not shut up,” reported Gerry. “I couldn’t utter a sentence without him saying ‘That’s what she said.’ It got old before it even started.” According to Gerry, it seemed as though Harvey was deliberately taking him to parts of the store that were conducive to a joke that was first popularized by Wayne Campbell on the SNL sketch “Wayne’s World” and later by boss Michael Scott on the sitcom The Office. “We didn’t need nuts or screws, but that’s the first place he took us,” he said. “He got like five ‘That’s what she saids’ out of that aisle alone.” Gerry then followed Daniels to the door aisle so he could talk about nobs, the HVAC aisle so he could talk about sucking, and the pegboard aisle. When Gerry was asked why he didn’t just let Daniels do it alone, he responded, “That’s what she said,” and then apologized profusely.

Making Fun Of Ska The Only Time Inactive, Opinionated Indie Rock Fan Gets To Feel Like Hulking Badass

Making Fun Of Ska The Only Time Inactive, Opinionated Indie Rock Fan Gets To Feel Like Hulking Badass