Stranger Who Just Finished Using Restroom Warmed Up The Toilet Seat Real Nice For You
PUBLIC RESTROOM — The dude who was just using the toilet in the stall for like 15 minutes warmed up the seat real nice, you unfortunately discovered yesterday. “I waited forever for that guy in the stall to finish,” you said about the sole toilet that wasn’t a urinal in the men’s restroom. “And by the time he was done, I didn’t have the luxury of waiting for the seat to cool down, if you know what I mean.” Sitting down on the warm seat immediately conjured up mental images of the man’s bare buttocks pressing down on the toilet with all his weight, forcing you to ask yourself uncomfortable — and ultimately unanswerable — questions about his personal hygiene. “It was gross,” you said. “I thought about hovering, but once I felt the residual body heat, I figured it was too late and just went with it.” By the time you finished with the restroom five minutes later, your own body heat on the seat had replaced the previous man’s, and as you passed another poor soul who was waiting for his turn, you couldn’t help but smile at the cyclical nature of life.