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Trump Calls Random Five Year Old To Tell Him His Parents Will Die One Day

Trump Calls Random Five Year Old To Tell Him His Parents Will Die One Day

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump called little Timmy Smith this morning to let him know that his parents will eventually die one day. “Do you still think your parents are going to live forever?” asked Trump. “Because at the age of five, you should really know better.” While reporters couldn’t hear Smith’s response, after a few moments Trump laughed maniacally, and added: “Well, my parents are dead, and it’s only a matter of time before it happens to you.” After the call, Trump then told his aides to find a 15 year old who wanted to become an astronaut so he could, “really dash her hopes and dreams while all these reporters are watching.”

Damn It! Workout Not Even Halfway Over

Damn It! Workout Not Even Halfway Over

This Shit’s Almost Over, Nation’s Scrooges Report

This Shit’s Almost Over, Nation’s Scrooges Report