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Fargo, ND Tops Gentrifier’s Weekly List As Least Likely City To Be Gentrified For The Third Year In A Row

Fargo, ND Tops Gentrifier’s Weekly List As Least Likely City To Be Gentrified For The Third Year In A Row

GW EDITORIAL OFFICE — Fargo, North Dakota was rated the least likely city in the US to be gentrified for the third year in a row, according to the annual Gentrifier’s Weekly poll of a 1,000 likely gentrifiers. “Our poll results found that Fargo, with a low population density, relatively small downtown area, and bitterly cold winters, emerged as the least probable city of over 100,000 residents to witness any inkling of future gentrification,” said editor and chief Larry Umana. “The survey found that people who weren’t Fargonians by birth had little desire to move there for any reason whatsoever — and that includes a hypothetical one-time million dollar payout if the surveyee was willing to commit to staying there over a year.” The city, which has continued its domination of the magazine’s list in six out of the last eight years, was closely followed by South Bend, Indiana, Flint, Michigan, and Norman, Oklahoma — the latter of which, respondents wouldn’t set foot in “even if Jesus himself rode down a cloud from heaven and forced [respondents] to choose between that city and hell.”

Snoring Dog In Bedroom Involuntarily Downgrades Sleeping Location To Den

Snoring Dog In Bedroom Involuntarily Downgrades Sleeping Location To Den

Librarian In Charge Of Whiteboard Must Be Reading Nietzsche Or Something

Librarian In Charge Of Whiteboard Must Be Reading Nietzsche Or Something