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The Yellow Rake Will Save Your Life. The Yellow Rake Will Kill You.

The Yellow Rake
Since 2004
Large, Foul-Smelling Spot On Towel Completely Negates Entire Shower
Oct 22

Oct 22 Large, Foul-Smelling Spot On Towel Completely Negates Entire Shower

Brian Polk
Genuine Imitation News
The Earworm Artist
Oct 10

Oct 10 The Earworm Artist

The Rake Posse
Fiction

“She approaches the placement of the earworm the way a painter approaches the canvass — with precision, confidence, and care.”

Abortion And Gay Marriage Are About To Become Illegal, But That’s A Small Price To Pay For Not Voting For Clinton In 2016
Oct 3

Oct 3 Abortion And Gay Marriage Are About To Become Illegal, But That’s A Small Price To Pay For Not Voting For Clinton In 2016

The Rake Posse
Community Offerings
Man Who Loves Well-Meaning But Terrible Advice Enjoys Telling People He Has Insomnia
Sep 26

Sep 26 Man Who Loves Well-Meaning But Terrible Advice Enjoys Telling People He Has Insomnia

The Rake Posse
Community Spotlight
Documenting The Moment
Sep 25

Sep 25 Documenting The Moment

The Rake Posse
Comics
17-Word Fiction: Tell Jeanine I Only Like Extremely Short Stories, And I Want My Records Back
Sep 25

Sep 25 17-Word Fiction: Tell Jeanine I Only Like Extremely Short Stories, And I Want My Records Back

The Rake Posse
Fiction
The Cryptic Pro-God Messages On The Side Of The Dr. Bronner’s Bottle Changed My Life!
Sep 21

Sep 21 The Cryptic Pro-God Messages On The Side Of The Dr. Bronner’s Bottle Changed My Life!

The Rake Posse
Community Offerings
Man Has No Clue What To Do About Boner In Dentist Chair
Sep 21

Sep 21 Man Has No Clue What To Do About Boner In Dentist Chair

The Rake Posse
Genuine Imitation News
Things I Hope I'll Never Have To Say
Sep 21

Sep 21 Things I Hope I'll Never Have To Say

The Rake Posse
Existential Drippings
Roommate Has Been On A Real Asshole Kick Lately
Sep 21

Sep 21 Roommate Has Been On A Real Asshole Kick Lately

The Rake Posse
Genuine Imitation News
Bad With Introductions
Sep 20

Sep 20 Bad With Introductions

The Rake Posse
Fiction
Life's A Party: Could You Smell The Pants?
Sep 18

Sep 18 Life's A Party: Could You Smell The Pants?

The Rake Posse
Comics
Good Son Plans To Wash Good Cutoffs For Mom’s Birthday
Sep 18

Sep 18 Good Son Plans To Wash Good Cutoffs For Mom’s Birthday

The Rake Posse
Genuine Imitation News
Coping With The World
Sep 18

Sep 18 Coping With The World

The Rake Posse
Fiction

The reason you lose your faith in humanity is because you meet good people who subconsciously restore it. Then you think, ‘Why can't all people be like that?’

Guy You Didn’t Personally Invite To Your Party Is Currently Purchasing The Egg McMuffin That Will Clog Your Toilet Later This Evening
Sep 12

Sep 12 Guy You Didn’t Personally Invite To Your Party Is Currently Purchasing The Egg McMuffin That Will Clog Your Toilet Later This Evening

The Rake Posse
Genuine Imitation News

Greg Sandberg, a man who you will meet at your party later tonight when one of you acquaintances introduces you, is currently purchasing the Egg McMuffin breakfast sandwich that will clog your toilet.

Etiquette Lesson
Sep 12

Sep 12 Etiquette Lesson

The Rake Posse
Comics
I Hope That Guy With The Minutemen Shirt Notices My Black Flag Hat
Sep 12

Sep 12 I Hope That Guy With The Minutemen Shirt Notices My Black Flag Hat

The Rake Posse
Community Offerings
The Day My Records Came To Life
Sep 12

Sep 12 The Day My Records Came To Life

The Rake Posse
Existential Drippings

The quarrel began when the Clash’s debut album began mocking the band’s last effort, Cut the Crap.

Newly Purchased Thrift Store Cassette Deck Reveals Anthrax’s “I’m The Man” Has Not Held Up Well
Sep 11

Sep 11 Newly Purchased Thrift Store Cassette Deck Reveals Anthrax’s “I’m The Man” Has Not Held Up Well

The Rake Posse
Genuine Imitation News

A tape deck recently acquired at Good Will by one-time metal fan Darren Radcliffe revealed that Anthrax’s I’m the Man, the thrash-metal band’s 1987 rap pastiche, has not exactly stood the test of time.

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