The reason you lose your faith in humanity is because you meet good people who subconsciously restore it. Then you think, ‘Why can't all people be like that?’
Greg Sandberg, a man who you will meet at your party later tonight when one of you acquaintances introduces you, is currently purchasing the Egg McMuffin breakfast sandwich that will clog your toilet.
The quarrel began when the Clash’s debut album began mocking the band’s last effort, Cut the Crap.
A tape deck recently acquired at Good Will by one-time metal fan Darren Radcliffe revealed that Anthrax’s I’m the Man, the thrash-metal band’s 1987 rap pastiche, has not exactly stood the test of time.