Sunday, December 4, 2011

Checked Out


Items I Borrowed From the Library This Month

Friday, August 19, 2011

Yellow Rake Release Party



The Yellow Rake is celebrating the release of its 26th issue on Friday, August 26th by throwing a party where ALL the proceeds benefit Peaceful Prairie Sanctuary! For a mere $6, you can see Charly “The City Mouse” Fasano and Dave Paco reading from their new books, Dan Landes reading from his forthcoming book, and Cuatro, 66 Days, and Joy Subtraction rocking and rolling through the evening. So come on down and support local literature, music, and of course, the animals at Peaceful Prairie!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Issue Number 25

A Day at the Peaceful Prairie Sanctuary

“Your neighbors must think you’re nuts,” said one of my fellow guests.

“Oh yeah,” said one of the operators of Peaceful Prairie Sanctuary, “but that’s how we know we’re doing the right thing. It’s once we start fitting in that we’d have to worry.”


Review: Egghead



Friday, March 11, 2011

Recipe: Tap Water Soup

Back when I was a lad eking out an existence in a shanty on the muddy banks of the Cherry Creek, my evil Auntie Eris — who took custody of me and my blind little brother after a gory bubble wrap accident claimed the lives of my parents — used to serve up this dish whenever the mighty rumbling of our stomachs became so loud that she couldn’t concentrate on feeding and grooming her 16 evil cats.

Ingredients:
Tap Water

Preparation:
Fill up bowl with warm tap water. If you’re especially evil, allow water to cool until it’s somewhere between lukewarm and tepid. Garnish with air.